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[gonnaliveforever]

5/6/2022
1. Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less

2. All I've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.

3. Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?

4. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, so I've got that going for me.

5. He's surprisingly sweet and its so cute but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become the serial killer in this relationship.